Here goes another week of tweeting the Bachelor!
If the rumors are true, congrats to Rachel on becoming the next Bachelorette. Black, white, whatever- she deserves it. #TheBachelorette
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
You know what makes you not want to throw in the towel? The contract you sign with ABC saying you owe them a full season. #TheBachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
“I see what I want in this room. With that said, all but one of you is getting the boot soon.” #thebachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
Okay, gotta bathe the boy. Let me know if I miss anything good.
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
What’d I miss?
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
Elimination by shark would definitely make this my favorite episode. #thebachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
If my tweets aren’t as good tonight, it’s because Catherine’s not here to tell me what’s funny and what’s dumb.
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
If I were Nick, I’d be worried about the dads. #thebachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
I’m not sure I could handle my own abuse. https://t.co/ubcscRbjiK
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
If Corinne and Nick don’t live happily ever after, I’ll know this show is rigged. #thebachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
I’m pretty sure Catherine’s mom still hasn’t given me her blessing. https://t.co/bOA4lGMo2C
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
You got that right! Hope you find the same happiness. https://t.co/2Vj5ns2rGY
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
Let me just slip in the fact that I have a cabin in case he’s on the fence. #thebachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
Danielle’s chances don’t look considering she’s had 6 minutes of screen time all season. #thebachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
My motto on The Bachelor was, “If you can’t have fun, you ain’t the one.” #TheBachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
You know why it may not be a good idea? There’s a camera guy, sound guy and producer on the other side of the door. And you’re wearing a mic
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
At least we respect that fact that you tried to sleep with him for a rose. Wait… nope, that’s not something we respect. #TheBachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
Props to Catherine’s mom for being cool with her bringing a white guy home. #TheBachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
If we don’t get to meet Corinne’s nanny, I’m calling it quits. #TheBachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
Okay, now I’m questioning your judgement. #TheBachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
BUT… we get to meet the nanny! And that, I believe, was Nick’s motivation. #TheBachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
Believe it or not, the producers don’t choose who stays or goes. Sometimes you just can’t see the crazy. On that note, goodnight everyone.
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017