I tweeted last night’s episode of The Bachelor so you didn’t have to – you’re welcome

I know a lot of you think The Bachelor is real, but it’s time you know it’s all scripted and my baby is actually a child actor.

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 16, 2017

Bachelor anyone?

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017

This story might go over better if you didn’t smile while telling it buddy. #thebachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017

Yeah, seems like wife material. #thebachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017

Almost respect Corrine’s commitment to napping. #thebachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017

Also, it’s quite sensible for Corrine to be sleeping since the rose ceremony takes place at 2:00 in the morning. Rest=Success

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017

Maybe don’t wear just a bra next time? #thebachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017

Just getting started buddy. https://t.co/MYM4qdqQ0T

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017

Kiss a girl in front of the other girls… seems like a good idea. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017

I think it’s clear, Corinne’s parents are to blame here. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017

I get nautious just sitting in the backseat of a car so I’m pretty sure I’d be barfing my guts out too. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017

*nauseous – Thanks to my human spellcheck wife

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017

Nick has an amazing ability to talk without moving his teeth. Just a casual oberservation for you all. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017

Have you been speaking with my dad? https://t.co/waMHic3hbI

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017

Something really weird about a daytime, track-side hot tub makeout. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017

If you’re crying this early on, you might want to check your crazy. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017

“She did not know how to clean a spoon.” – contender for best quote this season. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017

She definitely was. And that’s exactly why I tried hard not to mess it up! https://t.co/sxJ3RmLGzY

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017

Fun to be back. See y’all next week. Now it’s off to my group date which includes pizza, a foxy woman, a baby and a dog.

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017